|Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree||At the (Bunny) Hop||Big Hair Christmas Animation|
|Jim's Bucket O' Fun||Cash for Jewelry||Web Bailout Opportunity|
|Tax Help||Class Action|
|The Mellow Tonens||A very relaxing band.|
|Stinko de Mayo||Not a very talented Mexican band.||Bieber's Monkey||Always in the news, for some reason we don't understand.|
|Chip and the Four Putts||Great for your country club parties. We might even give you a special price if you let us play your course.||Kahuna and the Tunas||We have actually used this name more than once for Hawaiian shirt-type parties.|
|Boffo||This band would just have to have great reviews!||Beano and the Windbreakers||We advise hiring them for outdoor gigs only.|
|Stumpy and the Loggers||Specializing in "Logger Rock". (Have you ever heard of an actual entertainer named Buzz Martin? We have his album! We could perform some of his hits, including Used Log Truck, or Fire Danger.)||Suspendered Animation||An aging rock band making the change from spandex to more comfortable clothes.|
|The Lizards||A great lounge band with matching velour jackets. ("Hey don't you go changin'!")||Play n' Pak||Quick in. Quick out. You can pay with your VISA.|
|Old Men on the Make||We actually used this name playing at the Eagles lodge. We wore bow ties, baggy pants, suspenders and bedroom slippers. A tongue-in-cheek tribute to the popular Spokane band: Men in the Making.||Off Year Rockers||A really wild and crazy rock band.|
|Herb and the Rhythm Carps||Basing our wardrobe decisions on that of Herb Tarlek of WKRP in Cincinnati. Lots of plaid slacks. We actually used this name once.||Sold Out House||Standing room only for this really popular band, even if they stink.|
|Foul Bill and the Bunts||Foul Bill likes to comment on the latest Mariners' loss. Most of the songs they do are not hits.||The Conundrummers||It's hard to explain this percussion band.|
|Zigazag Toots||An Egyptian band that competes with the Toots Uncommon band. (Zigazag is an actual location in Egypt!)||Randy and the Coppers||A "soft-metal" band. (Actually, though now retired, Randy was a police officer and later a warrant officer.)|
|Linc Chain and the Swinging Gates||They play all the hits: "Unchained Melody" "Don't Fence Me In" "Unchain My Heart" "Chain Gang" "Empty Saddles in the Old Corral" "Chain of Fools". But if they don't play very often, the Gates can get a little rusty.||(censored)||
We shared a stage with an actual band named Willie and the Weiners.
|Stagecoast West||Notice it is not Stagecoach West! This name had to be on the list because it is what at least 20% of our dear clients write down. We see it somewhere every month. And although amazed, we are fine with that!||Al Paka and the Fuzztones||Love to hear them play Wooley Bully and sing "rama llama ding dong."|
A Singing Duo We Would Enjoy:
Julie London singing with Westminster Abby.
"Guitarists are high-strung, and they fret a lot."
Movies We Would Like to See Made:
Blues singer by night. Undercover agent by day: "Bo Deadly "
Drama and Jets on the I-5 Corridor: "Another Tukwila Sunrise"
Favorite Name Ideas for Our Next CD:
"If Only We Sounded This Good." "Feelin' Albright" "Johnny B Gone" "Hawaiian Noises"